Stupid G*ddamn Motherf*cking Blessing in Disguise
Ok, here is my story in a nutshell. I was working in the PR department of a comapny that produced trade shows. Trade shows are inherently lame, so the job sucked, but I got to travel which was nice. Times were tough for the company, losing shows, losing attendance, etc. Everyone knew what was eventually coming (plenty of signs like the cancellation of the annual summer picnic, company wide restructuring, etc). The day finally came when the big boss man (who I will not name but he is an adulterous scumbag) called the entire company into the main lobby and made his jerk-off announcement. In short, he told everyone to go back to their cubes and wait for a phone call from their respective bosses. Although not specified what would be said during this call, it doesn’t take a f*cking brain surgeon to figure that one out.
As I was sitting in my cube, looking at all the stuff I was going to steal if the f*cking phone rang, the f*cking phone rang. I was called into my bosses office with another person from my department, and were given the “bad” news. We had a few minutes to pack up and leave. I laughed cause sometimes I do that when I don’t know how to react. Shook my bosses hand, walked back to my cube and began thieving everything and anything. As it turns out there wasn’t all much worth stealing. Regardless, I met all the other expendables at a near-by bar and we drank our faces off.
With a sh*tload of free time now on my hands, I decided I wanted to go back to school, pursue a career I would truly love, and do a little travelling. I am now enrolled at NYU pursuing a degree in construction project management, working for a general contractor, and I most recently went to Oktoberfest in Munich with a bunch of my friends. As for the people who ran the company I used to work for, no one respects you, you are walking/talking punchlines, and I truly hope you fall in front of a bus or die in a fire. Thanks for the good times….
This post was submitted by Scott Free.